
Rats, black mold, broken toilet, old food pipe smell, uni-bed, construction, dead refrigerator, flood, middle school, bed bugs.... with one week left to go, we naively thought all our apartment problems had come to an end. What else could possibly happen??
So here's what went down. Our knob on the stove is broken, so we were instructed by our housing coordinator to flip on the power switch on the wall beneath the counter to turn it on. this is what we've been doing for the past 4 months. yesterday we were planning on having Antoine and Felipe over for dinner. prior to this, i decided to make some pasta for lunch--i switched the switch and fftzzt!! ALL THE POWER GOES OUT. i did all the usual power-box things and tried to turn it back on, with no such luck. called ida, was treated like an idiot--" did you try the light switch?" ugghhh, no, i'm calling because i turned off the light and don't know how to turn it back on.
An electrician was dispatched, but would not arrive for a few hours, so we went to do our final loads of laundry --no more laundromat in chicago!!! yesss!!!. it was freezing in Paris yesterday, and without heat or light in our apartment or heat at the laundromat, we huddled by the dryers for warmth and danced on the benches to get out our aggression. we got a call that the electrician was almost there, so we took out our clothes after two dry cycles--still sooo wet. and now hanging all over our apartment, like... everywhere you look.
it was dark when we got home, so we were forced to use the blinky eiffel tower as our only light source. the old electrian and his apprentice entered our apartment/rave, and i tried to explain the technical mishaps in french ("le... switch? ...les lumieres, ils ne marchent pas...."). After tweaking wires, they got the lights back on, but concluded that there is something wrong with our stove switch, and if we turn it on, we lose all power. So monday we get to carry a portable stovetop on the metro during rush hour. cool. i am sad to leave paris, but sooooo ready to get out of this hole of an apartment.
we had to inform felipe and antsy pants that we could no longer feed them, but they still came over. it was ridiculous, stressful day, but ended with good friends and a glass o whiskey, so i got nothin to complain about.

Home in one week. Watch out.
SMB