Sunday, September 21, 2008

HUNCH-BACK HACKED THE BLOG






OH, HAI.  ME NAME KWAZIMOTO.  ME THINK BOBCAT BAGUETTE IS BORING AND L-A-M-E.  ME THINK AMERICAN GIRLZ SHUD RITE ABOUT ME AND MY GF, EZMIRALDA.  SHE IS HOTTIE HOT HOT.  

I WANT SHOW U PICTURES MY HOUSE.  I LIVE IN BELL TOWER.  ME THINK MY HOUZ IS THE BEST.  WANNA NO Y?  TWO WERDZ: FLYING BUTTRESS.

BUT SRSLY, IT WAS TEH FIRST GOTHIC CATHEDRAL BUILT, AND IT SET HIGH STANDARD 4 OTHERS.  IT BEEN RENOVATED LOTS OF TIMES.  IT USED TO BE PAINTED, WHEN CHRISTIANS LIKED GAUDY THINGS.  THEN L8ER, THEY WERE MORE MODEST, AND TOOK PAINT OFF.  NOW THEY LET IN LOTZA TOURISTS, AND 6 YEAR OLD SCHOOL CHILDREN WHO DUZ NOT APPRECIATE IT YET.  

THERE ARE LOTS OF STATUES ON MY HOUSE, OF JESUS, OUR VIRG-N MOTHER, AND ST DENIS WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF.  ALSO LESSONS, THAT IF YOU LIVE A BAD LIFE, YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND B PUNISH'D.  

I HAV RATATOUILLES IN MY HOUSE, BUT I DOESNT COMPLANE.  MADDIE AND SOPHIE ARE, HOW, YOU SAY, PANSIES.  PLUS, THEY WEAR WEIRD CLOTHES, AND HAVE DIRTY HAIRS.  AND BOBCAT BAGUETTE?  STRANGE TITLE FOR BLOG.  I DONT THINK THEY NO THEYZ NAT FUNNIE.   

I G2G, I HAVE TO GO TALK TO EZMERELDA.  SHE MAD CUZ I FERGOT TO PICK UP MILK.  I TOOK HER BELLY-DANCER CHAINS TO THE JEWELERS 2 BEE CLEANED, WAT MORE DUZ SHE WANT???!?!?!!

WOMEN.


K (H OF N D)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I made it all the way through this entry. Actually, I can.

You girls are insane in the membrane.